Cheesy Science Related pick Up Lines..

Recently i came across these and i shamelessely copied them to my blog :D i.e. No, I did not come up with these. :P

-Wanna come to the lab and check out my ball and stick
model?

-Hey baby, you're sweeter than 3.14

-Hey baby... why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand

-Chemists do it on the table, periodically...

-You're so attractive, you could strip the electrons from a fluorine atom!

-Baby, I wish you and I could be part of some facilitated diffusion because I'd love to go in your channel!

-Your clothes are a carbonyl group, shall we reduce them?

-Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.

-Hey babe - wanna strip and probe some membranes?

-Let my ligand bind your G protein... I swear, you'll experience a cascade of reactions.

- So what if my substrate isn't specific to your active site? Word in the cytoplasm has it that you're quite a promiscuous enzyme.

-Mind if i undo your leucine zipper so i can get my zinc fingers into your major groove?

-Are you dividing? Because you have a very nice cleavage furrow.

-Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

-You must be a lac operon because you definitely just turned me on.

-If I were a detergent and you were a cell, I'd be Triton X-20 so I can disrupt your membrane.

-Let's make like DNA...you go 5' to 3', I'll go 3' to 5'.

-I hope I'm not too big to penetrate your selectively permeable membrane..

-Baby, let's make like PCR and multiply like crazy

-I want to be your integral and be the area under your curves

-I wish I were sin^2 and you were cos^2 so together we could be 1

-Things aren't going too well with my girlfriend, how about a u-substitution?

-I want to be your second derivative so I can analyze your concavities

-are you an unsaturated fatty acid?..coz you look quite kinky to me

-Anyone interested in seeing my golgi aparatus?

-nice ASSetyl

-OOOOH can i be the pillus in between you guys...Rolling circle replication really feels good.

-lets go from being a homomorphism to an isomorphism,lets add one-to-one and onto to our relationship.

-..F+ plasmid looking to conjugate...

-...baby you are a constitutive mutant..you keep my operon turned on..

-hey, wanna form an enzyme-substrate complex and catalyze some reactions?

-if you were an enzyme, I would want you to be ligase so you could complete me

-Let's turn up the temperature, denature your enzymes, and increase productivity

-How can u tell the difference between a girl cromosome and a boy cromosome?You Pull down their genes!!!

-Can I be your derivative so i can be tangent to all your curves?